“Crush Crush: Moist and Uncensored” is Sad Panda’s more risqué version of their Steam idle clicker “Crush Crush“. There is a bit of a story about how you meet each of the 19 girls (and a bear) : Each meeting involves you crushing the hopes, dreams and occasionally vehicles of each of them – and sometimes your own self-esteem gets crushed too.
And from that point on, you have to work to redeem yourself. So hopefully something good will happen…So Whilst you try and get in each of the girls good books, you can look at the stats for a given girl, which gives you an idea of what sort of bonus you get for things they like (as well as the usual date of birth, age, occupation and bust size).
With most idle clickers, strategy is not a strong point – you usually leave them running, collect the spoils, activate new characters and repeat. This one, however, is slightly different as each girl has a list of requirements that require manual intervention and, of course money.
Whilst you can certainly leave the game running for as long as you like, only seven days worth of goodies can be collected, adding another layer of strategy to the mix. Then there are the jobs and hobbies. As nice as that might sound though, it’s worth pointing out that the jobs availability is determined by what hobbies you do, and the jobs are used to create money to buy the girls items and take them out on dates.
In other words, you have to work your ass off in-order to get anywhere with the sexy ladies in the game, so it’s just like in the real world with other words *cough cough*. As for hobbies, Hobbies are added at milestones and allow you to improve yourself, which is a requirement for some girls and occasionally for the introduction of a new girl. How many jobs and hobbies you can have running is determined by your time-bar, with each item taking up a certain amount of time.
So if a job or hobby requires more time than you have available, then you can either purchase more time or pause a job (or hobby) to make room for your new item. Another way of getting time blocks is to complete the in-game achievement, of which there are 420!
So once a set affection level has been reached with a girl, you’re introduced to a static graphical representative of that level. When you reach the “lover” level, you’ll have a very short static sex scene and a small diamond bonus.
As affection level increases, it becomes more expensive to buy the items that the girl requires, with later characters requiring days of work to be able to advance with their requirements. The game can be reset at any time to add a bonus to your next game, making things quicker.
There is one girl – Darya – whom can only be bought from within the game. She adds five time units, some diamonds and some outfits for the girls to wear, but requires a lot work to increase her affection level…And that’s also why I feel like “Crush Crush: Moist and Uncensored” is just a decent lewd idle clicker/dating game at best, because the game’s cons drag down the game quite a bit on the quality and entertainment front.
However, since “Crush Crush: Moist and Uncensored” is a free-to-play title, you could always give the game a try for yourself and see if it’s your cup of tea or not.
+ Tasks add a bit of strategy
+ How you come to crush each girls aspirations is amusing
+ Easy to get the hang of
+ Don’t really need to buy anything to get far in the game. However, later characters require a lot of money (and thus time) to complete their objectives
– Graphics are basic
– Music is okay, but continually looped
– It’s an idle clicker
– Sex scenes just exist – and that’s all
Sound and music: 3/5
Replay value: 3/5
“Crush Crush: Moist and Uncensored” is one of many idle clickers around, and whilst it does add a bit of strategy that isn’t usually found in these types of games. The simplistic graphics and rather boring sex scenes may not be enough to keep playing frequently, although if you like idle clickers. So it would be worth checking out for a while at least.
Title: Crush Crush Moist and Uncensored
Developer: Sad Panda Studios
Format: PC via web browser
Genre: Idle clicker/Dating sim
Release date: 2016-05-10
Spent time: +72 hours
Average grade internationally: N/A Gamerankings.com
PEGI age rating: +18
Price: Free via Nutaku
Robin Ek – Editor
We (TGG) are a part of the Nutaku family, and we may receive a profit cut out of your purchase via the GOG links in this post. The review code + extra in-game currency was provided by Nutakau.
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