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Press release:
TUCSON, Ariz – Dec. 3, 2025.
POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, a timeline-hopping dystopian bullet heaven first-person shooter with POSTAL’s signature darkly humorous personality from publisher Running With Scissors and developer Goonswarm Games, blasts through hordes on Steam via PC, Mac, and Linux in Q3 2026, with PlayStation 4|5, and Nintendo Switch versions to follow.

Everyone’s happy in Paradise…except for the POSTAL Dude. Stuck in a shitty future full of forced positivity, constant surveillance, obnoxiously bright lights, and social credit scores, the POSTAL Dude just wants to relax and drink a few beers. So when Paradise’s automated enforcers flag him as a threat due to a “negative demeanor”, the hapless everyman POSTAL Dude is once again pulled off his couch and into the action.

The POSTAL Dude doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants things to go back to normal so he can watch TV in peace.

Suit up for chaos as one of 11 playable POSTAL Dudes from different timelines, each with their own starting loadout and perks. Blast through hordes of enemies with an evolving arsenal of POSTAL weapons and gadgets. Purge punkasses in Paradise and beyond, fighting through iconic POSTAL locations and all-new environments, completing mission-specific objectives and securing powerful weapon upgrades and modifiers that might even crack a smile on the POSTAL Dude’s face.

Balance firepower and the Dude’s signature lack of impulse control. POSTAL: Bullet Paradise runs are lightning fast and full of action. Rain shotgun fire on throngs of cultists, dodge out of danger as protestors swarm the scene, and heal up with pizza before dishing out damage to challenging bosses spreading forced positivity and blocking progression.

Experiment with different weapon upgrades and modifiers to create an unstoppable Dude. Complete mission objectives to unlock new guns and meta unlocks. Paradise’s streets are rife with opportunity for the enterprising Dude, making different loadouts and tactics the key to victory. And if that wasn’t enough, call in a friend with online co-op support for up to four players.

“POSTAL: Bullet Paradise is all about releasing the essence of POSTAL and its signature gallows humor into an over-the-top and highly replayable package,” said Artem Korovkin, CEO, Goonswarm Games.

“Equal parts irreverent and action-packed, we’re thrilled to partner with Running With Scissors to bring this dystopian slice of Paradise to life.”

“No way in Hell Mike J is going to Heaven,” laughed Running With Scissors founder Vince Desi. “But he’s definitely gunning for POSTAL: Bullet Paradise next year.”

POSTAL Bullet Paradise will launch on Steam with PC, Mac, and Linux support in Q3 2026 for $19.99. PlayStation 4|5 and Nintendo Switch versions are planned for a later date. For more information, wishlist the game on Steam and visit the official Running With Scissors website.

About Goonswarm Games
Goonswarm Games is an independent studio built on bold ideas, tight gameplay, and a straight-up “make it happen” attitude. Founded in 2019 by developers with a genuine love for games, the team is best known for creating the Sin Slayers universe.

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About Running With Scissors
Founded in 1996 and still defiantly independent in Tucson, Arizona, Running With Scissors makes the games your mom warned you about. Best known for the long-running POSTAL series—an unapologetic blend of dark satire, slapstick ultraviolence, and free-speech mischief—RWS has steered the franchise through bans, cult fandom, a Hollywood adaptation, and more than two decades of community-driven mayhem. With a mantra of “pure, politically incorrect entertainment,” the studio continues to self-publish on PC and consoles, stream weekly dev shows, and license fresh spins on its rowdy universe.

For more about Running With Scissors, visit the official website, follow them on X, Instagram, and TikTok, and join the Discord community.