Before i start writing about Link and his “Will i ever get laid?” problem. I’m just going to point out that this will not become a pornographic novel (or something like that).

I’m actually going to be dead serious about this subject (and put in a joke here and there while I’m at it).

So let’s get started shall we? Well, first of all. The very first The Legend of Zelda game was released back in 1986 for the NES system.

And from 1986 to today, there´s been over 20 Zelda games released (with The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds being the newest game in the series so far).

In your dreams Link…

And here´s the thing. I have lost the count of all the times that Link have saved either Zelda or the world (or both).

But still, Link have never been able to get any loving from Zelda (at least not to my knowledge).

But there´s more to it then “just” that. Because Link have jumped back-and-forth from being an adult, child to a teenager. And you could also add the fact that Nintendo are still considered to be a “family friendly” company.

Yes, you guessed it. Links odds of getting laid with Zelda couldn´t be lower. Because i highly doubt that Nintendo will make a new Zelda game that will allow players to pull the same sex stunts, which you can do in Mass Effect or The Witcher (for example).

At least not anytime soon. Because Nintendo are not ready for that sort of thing yet. And therefore are the Zelda players not ready for a 18+ Zelda game either. But do i think that Link will get it on with Zelda in the future? I sure hope so,

I mean, the guy has been waiting 29 bloody years to get laid!