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Press release:
Hong Kong, China, December 2nd, 2025.
Circo and Plum, from the indie development studio We Don’t Have a Studio, are proud to announce that their debut title, Ultimate Grandma Simulator, is now available on Steam with a 10% launch discount for a limited time.

Similar to other walking simulators such as Baby Steps, enjoy a geriatric new take on the genre with plenty of spills and thrills guaranteed!

The Great Granny Bailout

The holidays are shaping up to look a little different this season. Instead of taking place at Grandma’s house, join her on a grand adventure as she goes in search of her precious grandson, Tommy, who has mysteriously gone missing after boarding an alien ship. Step outside the comfort of Grandma’s humble abode and into a world where even the tiniest bumps can send her straight to the ground, clutching her pearls. Track Tommy’s footsteps across 12 platforming-based levels that will lead you through a variety of obstacles, such as flea market fistfights, naughty schoolchildren running you over with shopping carts (and possibly even a car), and trap-filled dungeons with laser-tight security. Oh my!

Strap In… It’s Going to be a Bumpy Ride!

We can’t promise that certain levels won’t make you want to throw your keyboard, or that you might not need a life alert at some point. But you can start your journey by taking one step at a time. Use the “A” and “D” keys to move forward, and press “W” to help Granny breathe. Remember, it’s your responsibility to take good care of Granny! Balance both her energy and breathing gauges as necessary to prevent her from using too much energy at once, which could cause her to become lightheaded and faint. Guide Granny down the best pathways, keeping your eyes peeled for everyday objects and people throughout various stages that could pose a danger to her. Even adventurous Grannies need their rest! Each stage features a soft checkpoint where Granny can catch her breath. If you fail a stage, don’t worry! Just throw Granny back into the action and try again from the most recent checkpoint.

Tommy, Where Are You?

Tommy, Granny’s sweet pride and joy, always kept her life full of surprises! Enjoy stages with unpredictable twists and turns, including construction sites with falling platforms, wrecking balls, incoming military personnel, missiles, and even brain-hungry zombies! Be prepared to deal with plenty of meddling children along the way while learning new mechanics, such as using Left-Click to parry and block items thrown at Granny, like frisbees and bombs. Remember all the mechanics you’ve learned, as you never know when a previous enemy will reappear, putting Granny up for another challenge!

Grandma’s Golden Lost Memories

Throughout your journey, choose to take routes less traveled to collect golden coins, which will help Grandma regain her fondest memories of the past. Collect every coin throughout all stages to piece her memory back together, unlocking a secret ending.

Full Gameplay Features:

12 Nail-Biting Stages complete with zombies, moving platforms, bombs, and more

Unique Breathing and Walking Mechanics to keep Grandma slow and steady

Check Point System to allow you stop in between stages, alleviating any mild frustrations from throwing your keyboard

Regain Grandma’s Lost Memories by taking the road less traveled, unlocking a secret ending

Ultimate Grandma Simulator is now available for purchase on Steam with a 10% launch discount for a limited time. To follow the latest updates from the studio, stay connected with their socials on X and Instagram.

About We Don’t Have a Studio
“We Don’t Have A Studio” is the story of two game enthusiasts dedicated to transforming funny ideas into captivating art. We aim to create experiences that bring a smile to our players’ faces—right from the miracle-making hub of our mom’s basement.