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As it’s been a couple of days since we published our Crystal Maidens PC review, I just felt like it’s about time that we drop another lewd game review. So that’s exactly what I’m going to do, and this time I’m doing a PC review for Ignite Games Ltd’s and Nutaku’s +18 lewd/kawaii RPG clicker “Attack on Moe H” (AOMH is a free-to-play browser game for Windows computers).

“Attack on Moe H” is what happens when you mix “Attack on titan” (the big boss fights), “Chrono Trigger” (the 16-bit-like pixel graphics), “Pokémon” (all the monsters whom you face, and all the sexy and kawaii moespirits that you catch) with +18 lewd content.

So, with that said, let’s jump straight into the game shall we? As I was saying, once the game kicked-off it only took me a couple of seconds before “Attack on Moe H” made me think about a mix of “Pokémon”, “Chrono Trigger”, “Attack on titan” and “Metal Slug”. However, the big difference here would be Attack on Moe H’s +18 lewd content and tons of cute and sexy girls.

The battles in “Attack on Moe H” is something out of the ordinary. You see, instead of actually having to worry about dying (like in most other games). It’s instead a matter of beating your foes and bosses as fast as possible. Sure, your NPC allies can die, but it’s rather rare (and to my knowledge, the main character can’t die no matter what happens).

Furthermore, I’ll have you know that the girls in question is of the gigantic monster kind (they are called “Moetans”). So that means that you could actually catch and do very lewd things to huge bee, cow, dog and all sorts of other girls. As for me, since I’m a man of culture (tits are life, ass is hometown!). I would have to say that I like the cat, cow and dog girl the most (I like cat girls by default. The cow girl is thick, and the dog girl is very cute).

attack on moe h the sexy and cute wan wan

It doesn’t take long before you get a chance to see some of the lovely, cute and sexy ladies of “Attack on Moe H” :3

As awesome as that sound though, you have to beat each boss girl in-order to catch her Moespirit (think of it as the lewd version of catching Pokémon), and that’s easier said than done. Well, at least on the later stages (there are over 2,000 stages to be found in AOMH). I would also like to point out that you have to flirt up each boss lady that you catch, because the more you charm her, the more lewd content you will unlock.

The bosses are big, cute and lewd, and most of the time the boss fights are pretty darn intense. Especially since you have to win against each boss before the battle clock ticks down to zero (you will have to start all over again if you don’t beat the said boss on time).

That sure sounds very simple right? Well, yes, but there is a huge down side to it. You see, it takes forever to grind up enough in-game currency and flirt power for you to strip down the ladies of AOMH. As a matter of fact, I think I had to spend about an hour before I even unlocked the first lewd level for one of the ladies whom I had caught. In other words, it’s going to take quite a while before you’re going to be able to unlock the really lewd content.

There are plenty of different hero NPC characters for you to unlock in “Attack on Moe H”, and not only that. You can also use special attacks and upgrades for both yourself and your characters (trust me, you’re going to need all the help that you can get!).

I mean, sure, you could always speed things up by buying what you need with some real money. However, if you don’t do that, then don’t expect to be diving around in topnotch lewd content anytime soon…Because you will have to fight through a whole sea of stages before you even get enough hearts (it’s the currency that you use to flirt/charm the boss girls with) so that you can unlock some of the lewd content in AOMH (you might get lucky and find some hearts in the chests that get dropped throughout the game, but it’s rather to find any hearts in those chests).

The lewd content is a mix of kawaii and very sexy ladies, and you can do some truly lewd things to those ladies (the more you flirt them up. The more lewd content will be unlocked).

Even so, I did still manage to find the motivation to grind through level after level, because just like in the case with Pokémon. You just gotta catch em all! And since I can’t get enough of cute and sexy ladies. I simply kept on slaying monsters and beating giant monster ladies like there was no tomorrow. So let’s just say that I’m glad that you can unlock new NPC hero characters (the NPC’s can aid you on the battlefield as support troops), level up, use special attacks and upgrade your gear.

There is a whole lot of items and whatnot that you could buy in “Attack on Moe H”.

Because once you pass by stage 120 something, that’s when you start to realize that you’re in for one hell of a ride (think “Diablo 2 Median XL hard). So, to summarize everything, even though AOMH offers quite a lot of challenges, charm, cuteness and lewd content. The game still falls short due to some of it’s down sides (such as the eternal grinding part, or that it takes forever to unlock the game’s lewd content).

All in all, though, “Attack on Moe H” is still a pretty decent+18 lewd/kawaii RPG clicker. So “if” you like what you’ve seen and read in this review, then you might want to give the game a try at least =) And since AOMH is a free-to-play title, you got nothing to lose besides your time really (and perhaps something more *cough cough*).

Pros:
+ The graphics, artwork and design are really beautifully done
+ The lewd content is very good, but there should have been more of it
+ You can collect a whole lot of different cute and sexy girls (moespirits)
+ There’s a handful of different special attacks that you can use
+ Plenty of heroes to unlock
+ There is a whole bunch of different items for you to buy or discover
+ You got about +2,000 stages to play through
+ Attack on Moe H is pretty darn addicting once you get into it
+ Every single character in the game can level up and get better skills
+ Free-to-play

Cons:
– The grinding part might be a huge turn off for some players
– It’s going to take quite a while for you to strip down the ladies (unless you cough up some real cash)
– The bosses and enemies pretty much never ever attack you
– I did suffer from server connection errors from time to time
– The game becomes rather repetitive after a while (the whole “been there, done that” kind of feeling)
– The soundtrack is somewhat anonymous throughout the whole game

Gameplay: 3/5
Graphics: 5/5
Sound/music: 3/5
Controls: 4/5
Replay value: 4/5

tgg grade 3.5 out of 5

Verdict: 3.5/5
“Attack on Moe H” isn’t by any means a bad Adventure/RPG clicker game as per say. However, the game falls short due to its repetitiveness, eternal grinding and hardships when it comes to unlocking the game’s awesome lewd content. Even so, “Attack on Moe H” is still a pretty fun and decent game. Furthermore, since AOMH is a free-to-play game, it’s most definitely worthy of a try at least.

Title: Attack on Moe H
Developer: Ignite Games Ltd.
Format: PC
Genre: Adventure/RPG clicker
Resolution: Highest possible for PC
Release date: 2017-11-15
Difficulty: Normal
Spent time: +12 hours
Average grade internationally: N/A
PEGI/ESRB age rating: PEGI +18
Price: Free via Nutaku

Credit:
Robin Ek – Editor

***Disclosure***
We (TGG) are a part of the Nutaku family, and we may receive a profit cut out of your purchase via the Nutaku links in this post. The review code was provided by Nutaku.

Robin “V-Act” Ek
Editor in chief
The Gaming Ground
Twitter: @TheGamingGround