The cozy narrative-driven adventure, ‘Cat Secretary’, is coming to Steam on November 4th
Press release:
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It´s not every day that I´ve been given the chance to review a XXX card game, but that just happens to be the case. As Mondo Pirate Media introduced us to their card game “Porn: The Game” (you can buy the game for $19,99) some days ago. When I first heard about Pirate Media´s naughty card game (which also involves a lot of drinking), I was not quite sure what to make out of it. But then I had a flashback of the “Consentacle” tentacle/alien sex game. Well, at least “Porn: The Game” contains the “normal” kind of XXX activities. Anyhow, this is the kind of card game that you would bring to a party (especially bachelor parties), the pub or when you want to spice up your own sex life a bit.
There is quite a few “naughty” cards to be played in Porn: The game.
I know one thing for sure, if Dimebag was still alive today (Lead guitarist for Pantera and Damageplan) he would love Porn: The Game with no doubt. As he loved to party A LOT, yes, you guess it. Porn: The Game is a drinking game as well. So it´s the ultimate party hard card game for sure. So it´s going to be rather interesting to see how well (or) bad I will do once I get the chance to play the game.
Yes, there is, in fact, an expansion deck for Porn: The game (The extreme drunkard expansion), which adds 18 additional cards to the game.
Hell, Mondo Pirate Media even hooked us up with the expansion deck for Porn: The Game as well. So I think it´s safe to say that we´re ready to party hard as soon as we get our hands on the review copy, sadly enough we won´t be playing the game at Hugh Hefner´s Playboy Mansion though.
Disclosure:
Mondo Pirate Media LLC has sent us a copy of Porn: The Game for review purposes only.
Description:
Each card in PORN: The Game! represents a [unique] pornographic reference with its own rule or action. The game contains Explicit, Original, Art -in Vintage Grindhouse-style, which comes together to create a casual, yet highly entertaining, deck that seems to have come from the Sexploitation-era of the 1970’s / 80’s.
Players take turns screwing one another through Mini-Games and Moves which involve drinking shots, exchanging cards and more; The Goal? First person to get rid of all their cards – wins. Chug Beers, Team up, Kick people out of the game, make opponents draw from the deck -all in a mission to prevent other players
from unloading their hand via party-oriented game-play and other challenges.
Mondo Pirate Media LLC
PORN: THE GAME! ®
www.PornTheGame.com
New York City
***WARNING! THE MOVIE CONTAINS NUDITY!***
Robin “V-Act” Ek
The Gaming Ground
Twitter: @TheGamingGround
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Tags: Card games, Mondo Pirate Media, Porn, Porn The Game, Porno
